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DID YOU KNOW
 The Great Dane was developed in
Germany, and was used to guard castles. The puppies are born with adult sized feet,
and look quite clumsy until their bodies have caught up!
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JOKES, FUNNY STUFF AND PUZZLES
DOG JOKES
 What do you get when you cross a poodle with a chicken?
 Pooched
eggs!
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What did Rover say when he sat on his doghouse?
Roof!
Roof!
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What dogs make the best librarians?
Hush
puppies!
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What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to
watch out for poodles!
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FUNNY
DOG STORIES
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his
parishioners whom he knew wasn't a very good housekeeper.
When he sat down at the table, he noticed that
the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life.
"Were these dishes ever washed?" he
asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.
She replied, "They're as clean as soap and
water could get them".
He felt a bit apprehensive but blessed the food
anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty
dishes.
When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and barked
"Here Soap! Here Water!"
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